Author Topic: You know your a bocker when... (Read 4669 times)

wolf · « **on:** June 30, 2010, 12:51:13 PM »

So some of you may have seen this game before but I thought it would be fun to add a bocking twist to it

so you pretty much add a funny or could only happen to a bocker comment on the end of You know your a bocker when...

lets begin

You know your a bocker when...

You have tan lines from your wrist guards

have fun

RRparlbystumble · « **Reply #1 on:** June 30, 2010, 01:45:08 PM »

when you name your stilts dave and phillip....... ,

Samarka · « **Reply #2 on:** June 30, 2010, 02:37:45 PM »

You choose a new pair of shoes based on how comfortable in bindings they would be (I did this....)

Jason · « **Reply #3 on:** June 30, 2010, 08:15:57 PM »

When you set off the metal detectors at airports

Jason

Biohazard · « **Reply #4 on:** June 30, 2010, 08:22:05 PM »

When you realise 'I didn't have all these scars 1-2 years ago!'.

dark-castles2 · « **Reply #5 on:** June 30, 2010, 08:46:29 PM »

You have permanent scars from your knee bar

Biohazard · « **Reply #6 on:** June 30, 2010, 09:05:38 PM »

Quote from: dark-castles2 on June 30, 2010, 08:46:29 PM

You have permanent scars from your knee bar

Calf-cuffs bro.

TomH999 · « **Reply #7 on:** June 30, 2010, 09:35:26 PM »

Quote from: Samarka on June 30, 2010, 02:37:45 PM

You choose a new pair of shoes based on how comfortable in bindings they would be (I did this....)

+1

MDLuffy · « **Reply #8 on:** June 30, 2010, 10:10:15 PM »

when old ladies look shocked and almost die

dark-castles2 · « **Reply #9 on:** June 30, 2010, 10:14:50 PM »

Can't use calf cuffs

legs fall out of them, because I tense when I jump the muscle kinda misshapes them :S
dc

Spud · « **Reply #10 on:** June 30, 2010, 10:50:56 PM »

when every single person says hello when you walk past them
or
when you almost fall over while out for a walk because a car beeps their horn and makes you jump

dark-castles2 · « **Reply #11 on:** July 01, 2010, 12:12:32 AM »

When you stumble and pretend to run so you don't look stupid

Nero · « **Reply #12 on:** July 01, 2010, 08:20:27 AM »

when you find yourself surround by nutters and madmen, and realise you organized and asked for it.

When chavs ask you stupid questions

when old ladys no longer cross the street from you (or is it just me?)

Jason · « **Reply #13 on:** July 01, 2010, 07:31:53 PM »

When you see this as you log on

Total time logged in: 32 days, 22 hours and 18 minutes.

Jason

SNuD · « **Reply #14 on:** July 03, 2010, 01:28:11 AM »

When, every 20 seconds, some asks,

"Are they hard to walk on?"

"Where do you get them from?"

and
"Can you do a back flip?"

FunkyCowie · « **Reply #15 on:** July 03, 2010, 10:55:22 AM »

When you get out of bed in the morning and you still have your bocks on.

or

Your bocks have become fused to your legs

or

When walking normally it hurts because your not bending at the knee

or

You have different bocks for different days of the week

or

You think everyone else is weird for not having bocks

or

I could go on and on but I'd rather be bocking than posting here

RRparlbystumble · « **Reply #16 on:** July 03, 2010, 11:31:07 PM »

when you spend more time on the Pro jump forum than actually bocking

no names mentioned..."cough" Q

ChazzleBerry · « **Reply #17 on:** July 13, 2010, 07:01:41 PM »

Quote from: Samarka on June 30, 2010, 02:37:45 PM

You choose a new pair of shoes based on how comfortable in bindings they would be (I did this....)

agreed xD

also i like the sun tan from wristguards... but i think this should also include from calfcuffs.... tanned knee, white calf, tanned ankle... hmmmmm xD

Bbmthbloke · « **Reply #18 on:** July 13, 2010, 07:08:09 PM »

when 1 keeps being asked 4 spare parts.....even springs ....and has them!!!......and still aint got it back....it was a LOAN...un 'cough mentioning no name'

i even have a couple of spare usable rubber hoofy bits of a couple of makes at mo ....tho none of u gettin them , well no doubt ill get a sob story un weaken d'oh

chaz re sun tan try having an outside job ive got the most horrible tan lines ...plus have to wear helmet when cycling...this sweats of sun tan cream so lovely burn strip 2 inch wide on forehead

Squeeker · « **Reply #19 on:** July 13, 2010, 08:08:28 PM »

Quote from: Bbmthbloke on July 13, 2010, 07:08:09 PM

when 1 keeps being asked 4 spare parts.....even springs ....and has them!!!......and still aint got it back....it was a LOAN...un 'cough mentioning no name'

I will though

DC

TuRnER 95 · « **Reply #20 on:** August 26, 2010, 04:32:03 PM »

when you find urself trying and explain to the people at the airport (who only speak spanish) that they are hand luggage

RRparlbystumble · « **Reply #21 on:** August 27, 2010, 04:12:50 PM »

when you spend more time on the pro jump forum than actually bocking......cough Q. or maybe DC

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