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Offline Jason

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Silly Ideas
« on: November 08, 2007, 11:40:59 PM »
While I was writing this I thought maybe we sholud have a silly ideas area (I know it would be mainly me but some others have matched me for sillyness)

Anyway a few months ago I spotted a bargain in one of the big DIY stores a 300 meter roll of 10mm bungee cord had broken and the just dumped it in a bag and sold it for £15
Well after an argument with the wife (you know the thing "what are you going to use it for" Hanging you so it takes a long time")  so she let me buy it in the end

Now down the farm they have a few very high strong beams and I have just aquired a harness with rings on the side (can you can see where this is going yet ) at the moment the barns are filled with hay but come the summer I may have my very own bungee tr***eeze woopee  8)

bets now taken on how long I am going to live  ;D
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Re: Silly Ideas
« Reply #1 on: November 08, 2007, 11:45:24 PM »
Jason you should write a book entitled "Jason's Weird and Wonderful World"

I'm telling you I would buy it

You manage to make me laugh out loud on a daily basis hehe  :)
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Re: Silly Ideas
« Reply #2 on: November 08, 2007, 11:52:42 PM »
Just as silly as the idea I had !?
http://www.projumpforum.co.uk/index.php?topic=980.msg11289#msg11289

Has for " How Long " ? Well you'll be missed at CB next year  :o  ;D
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Re: Silly Ideas
« Reply #3 on: November 08, 2007, 11:56:18 PM »
Jasons Weird and Wonderful World I like the title
If you think it's funny from that end you wanna try living in it

I don't know which way is up most of the time and the wife has this three looks worried, pannicked and asleep
but I think we're having fun  :D and so far the emergency services have let me put out my own fires but they did get involved in the false alarm gas leak

And my hindsight motto "It seemed like a good idea at the time"
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Re: Silly Ideas
« Reply #4 on: November 09, 2007, 12:02:54 AM »
Quote from: Jason on November 08, 2007, 11:56:18 PM
Jasons Weird and Wonderful World I like the title
If you think it's funny from that end you wanna try living in it

I don't know which way is up most of the time and the wife has this three looks worried, pannicked and asleep
but I think we're having fun  :D and so far the emergency services have let me put out my own fires but they did get involved in the false alarm gas leak

And my hindsight motto "It seemed like a good idea at the time"

When your wife dials 999 bet the first thing they say is " What's he done now !? "  ;D
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Re: Silly Ideas
« Reply #5 on: November 09, 2007, 12:15:14 AM »
Well I hate to admit it but they made us buy a large white landrover (ambulance can't get to some of the places I end up)

The blue lamp on top is optional (on me and the 4x4. They wanted me to wear a red one but its not my colour)

And the wife does first aid courses ( so she can argue with me when I tell her whats wrong with me, it easies the pain)

But I do have my own mug at A&E (only joking, I broke it )  ;D
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Re: Silly Ideas
« Reply #6 on: November 09, 2007, 04:10:13 AM »
your so funny you have cheered me up from a bad day ill buy sevral copies of your book
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Re: Silly Ideas
« Reply #7 on: November 09, 2007, 06:13:16 AM »
Jason, if that all goes terribly wrong, well Im reminded of a tory MP for Eastley who managed to kill himself in the most bizzar way ( you prob remember --ill leave others to wiki ).

Im trying to figure the news headlines following a bocking fetish fetality
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Re: Silly Ideas
« Reply #8 on: November 09, 2007, 01:56:35 PM »
I bet you know all the paramedics on 1st name terms by now!
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Re: Silly Ideas
« Reply #9 on: November 09, 2007, 02:10:49 PM »
I have a mate like Jason, it's about 6 months between every hospital visit.  We're planning a trip to Belgium next year, but the date is around the 6 month mark after last visit......
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Re: Silly Ideas
« Reply #10 on: November 09, 2007, 03:15:35 PM »
araya   you could go in an ambulance -rather than by air :o)
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Re: Silly Ideas
« Reply #11 on: November 09, 2007, 03:19:13 PM »
or what about going in an air ambulance  ;D

kills 2 birds with one stone

oops, that came out wrong ::)

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Re: Silly Ideas
« Reply #12 on: November 09, 2007, 03:40:52 PM »
If you are looking for testers, count me in.   8)
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Re: Silly Ideas
« Reply #13 on: November 09, 2007, 09:08:17 PM »
Thanks all I have never needed the ambulance or paramedics (luckily) I always manage to get to the hospital by myself or the wife takes me

Funny you should say that Q someone at work had the same idea "man on stilt found in field wrapped in bungee foul play not suspected"  ;D

I will keep you in mind tundraH as I ricochet between the floor and roof  ;D
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Re: Silly Ideas
« Reply #14 on: November 09, 2007, 09:13:09 PM »
Jason,

I admire you
you really are mad
And appear to have nooooooo fear.

Just remember to video it all  ;D

GB...
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Re: Silly Ideas
« Reply #15 on: November 09, 2007, 09:19:02 PM »
OMG :o

I would go out and buy your book if you write one it sounds hilarious. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

I laff out loud at most of your posts so I would be wetting myself at your book.

Yatta

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Re: Silly Ideas
« Reply #16 on: November 09, 2007, 09:27:26 PM »
I think we all need a daily dose of Jason antics  :D
I'd be willing to dedicate you your own board if you think you can fill it lol
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Re: Silly Ideas
« Reply #17 on: November 09, 2007, 09:38:31 PM »
I think I'll stick to my wheres wally trick at the moment Naz then people have to work to find them and things are allways better when you have to work for them  ;D

Thanks for all the nice comments guys I will try to keep it up I might start to lapse into some of the things that have happened in the past if you find them funny say if not don't and I can judge by that  ;)
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Re: Silly Ideas
« Reply #18 on: November 09, 2007, 11:12:33 PM »
Quote from: Jason on November 09, 2007, 09:08:17 PM
Thanks all I have never needed the ambulance or paramedics (luckily) I always manage to get to the hospital by myself or the wife takes me

Funny you should say that Q someone at work had the same idea "man on stilt found in field wrapped in bungee foul play not suspected"  ;D

I will keep you in mind tundraH as I ricochet between the floor and roof  ;D

Man found 30 foot up in a tree wrapped in bungee foul play not supected ... Just stupid play
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