Author Topic: Stoopid questions (Read 15062 times)

Taunton · « **on:** August 14, 2007, 04:26:07 PM »

Ok, maybe because it's where I live

, but I keep getting the usual questions like this;
'Ooh, they're cool, what are they?'
'How much do they cost'
'Aren't they what's on telly'

And then they come out with 'And what are they for?'

What are they for?

What do you mean what are they for $:-\$
Still haven't come up with a decent answer as I just trawl off to a 'well they're fun' sort of answer and then they say 'why'

AARRGGHH

sprog · « **Reply #1 on:** August 14, 2007, 04:34:07 PM »

To have fun, exercise and just be able to jump stupidly high

Bbmthbloke · « **Reply #2 on:** August 14, 2007, 04:44:33 PM »

'there is no point to them what soever' that works quite well.
or 'fun whats the point of watching football, playing cricket, sk8boarding drinking beer, its all just a bit of fun'

Oh and if they ask 'how high can you get' i now reply 'depends what drugs my man can get me'

And if asked 'are they fun' rpley 'no magistrate said wear them or 3 months in prison'

They shut peeps up pretty quick

webmaster · « **Reply #3 on:** August 14, 2007, 04:53:27 PM »

You need to carry some projump info cards

Hilly-of-the-Marshes · « **Reply #4 on:** August 14, 2007, 05:06:25 PM »

still doesnt beat the rose fair in wisbech when we told people you can buy 'em at argos and poundland

webmaster · « **Reply #5 on:** August 14, 2007, 05:07:42 PM »

Argos yeah...

BUT Poundland come on!!!

Jason · « **Reply #6 on:** August 14, 2007, 05:48:26 PM »

When I was searching to buy some last year I seem to remember that Currys online stocked stilts (very vague memory and they were expensive) it was either them or Dixons

I think they were PJ's but I could be wrong

webmaster · « **Reply #7 on:** August 14, 2007, 06:04:00 PM »

Yep it was Currys

chocl8 · « **Reply #8 on:** August 14, 2007, 09:55:00 PM »

It was even better because they actually rushed off to look in poundland....

Dark Knight · « **Reply #9 on:** August 14, 2007, 10:07:16 PM »

I just say EBAY

My brother say's I buy any rubbish off ebay

Nothing wrong with a t-shirt that got flashing LED's on it !?

chocl8 · « **Reply #10 on:** August 14, 2007, 10:28:47 PM »

I had flashing shoes once...

rickbicker26 · « **Reply #11 on:** August 15, 2007, 12:02:24 AM »

Quote from: webmaster on August 14, 2007, 05:07:42 PM

Argos yeah...

BUT Poundland come on!!!

toys r us are selling powerizers at £179.99

they looks so much like pro-jumps though

sprog · « **Reply #12 on:** August 15, 2007, 12:16:50 AM »

Quote from: rickbicker26 on August 15, 2007, 12:02:24 AM

Quote from: webmaster on August 14, 2007, 05:07:42 PM
Argos yeah...

BUT Poundland come on!!!

toys r us are selling powerizers at £179.99

they looks so much like pro-jumps though

They ARE Pro-Jumps. Made in the same factory by the same company in china. All they have is a different name stamped on them.

Kanga Man · « **Reply #13 on:** August 15, 2007, 08:19:22 AM »

I've noticed that there seems to be three types of shops where you can get PJs. The first and most obvious is jumping stilt distributors like Pro Jump. Then you get shops like Argos where people who have never seen them before can impulse buy them from. And finally you have gadget shops designed for idiot office executives with far too much money to throw around. On iwantoneofthose.com they used to sell the same ones as Pro Jump for about £290. Seems like a rip off to me but then again they also sell a rubber band gattling gun which can fire off 180 rubber bands. All for only £180. Unbelievable.

hybrid_hex · « **Reply #14 on:** August 17, 2007, 01:59:21 PM »

not sure its worth £180, but it would be cool!!

DePaw · « **Reply #15 on:** August 18, 2007, 11:07:31 PM »

180 bands at once? That'd be cool.

Dark Knight · « **Reply #16 on:** August 25, 2007, 04:08:51 PM »

Was in Town on my PJ's and was showing some poeple the photo of us outside Bockingham palace and they ask if we do that evey weekend !

( Wish we could ! )
Told them that there's small meets most weeks of 5 -10 ( guess ? ) but I'm the only one around here

webmaster · « **Reply #17 on:** August 25, 2007, 04:27:24 PM »

You should have tried to tempt them to buy some too! I'm sure there is others near you - but they are in hiding!

Dark Knight · « **Reply #18 on:** August 25, 2007, 05:05:28 PM »

Quote from: webmaster on August 25, 2007, 04:27:24 PM

You should have tried to tempt them to buy some too! I'm sure there is others near you - but they are in hiding!

Now who's the one asking stoopid questions !? I always do

Dusty12 · « **Reply #19 on:** August 25, 2007, 05:30:09 PM »

Quote

toys r us are selling powerizers at £179.99

they looks so much like pro-jumps though

On the Junior Model it says Age: 16+

So who'll buy them then?? :

steve76 · « **Reply #20 on:** August 25, 2007, 06:43:52 PM »

where do babies come from?

steve

Dark Knight · « **Reply #21 on:** August 25, 2007, 06:51:16 PM »

Quote from: Dusty12 on August 25, 2007, 05:30:09 PM

Quote
toys r us are selling powerizers at £179.99

they looks so much like pro-jumps though

On the Junior Model it says Age: 16+ So who'll buy them then?? :

Should get a photo of it and post it !

But does it say 6+

Dark Knight · « **Reply #22 on:** September 01, 2007, 04:55:38 PM »

Some said
I bet every one asks you to do a flip !?
Now that's is a stupid question !

Dark Knight · « **Reply #23 on:** September 19, 2007, 06:53:24 PM »

I was sat out side my sisters house putting my PJ's on when an old women rushed over to me

She looked at them and then said
" Oh they are real !? I thought it was a computer thing for the a TV Ad ! "

I should have said something like.
They are and I'm just a CGI on a green screen

JShe said she just had to wait to see me walk on them .... it was then I noticed I had put them on the wrong feet

But I got up and Bocked off round the corner and swopped them over

x_Rave_Dave_x · « **Reply #24 on:** September 19, 2007, 08:58:55 PM »

i got asked "are they your real feet?" once... $:-\$

she was blonde and a chav so you carnt blame her

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