Right so, no word of a lie, me , jack, dan and ryan had finished a late night bock, jack and dan drove back to his, me and ryan felt like a little more bocking so we thought we'd bock back to jacks.
While going down the high street ( 1:30am did i mention) , a drunk guy came round the corner, ran past ryan and started screaming as he ran toward me, i thought he was going to be all nice and chummy like normal people. Instead he throws his full 17 stone of bodyweight onto me, sending me flying into him, somehow i didnt fall over, I then regained balance to find him full on kicking my legs/stilts, I started shouting what the "___" and managed to move back, ( he had two guys with him, they found it funny) Luckily we just went by some police who pulled up and checked i was ok.
So thats it really, I got assaulted, and didn't fall over, now im shaken up. You should'v seen ryans face too, beautiful.
Avoid drunks, lesson learnt.
