While I was writing this I thought maybe we sholud have a silly ideas area (I know it would be mainly me but some others have matched me for sillyness)
Anyway a few months ago I spotted a bargain in one of the big DIY stores a 300 meter roll of 10mm bungee cord had broken and the just dumped it in a bag and sold it for £15
Well after an argument with the wife (you know the thing "what are you going to use it for" Hanging you so it takes a long time") so she let me buy it in the end
Now down the farm they have a few very high strong beams and I have just aquired a harness with rings on the side (can you can see where this is going yet ) at the moment the barns are filled with hay but come the summer I may have my very own bungee tr***eeze woopee
bets now taken on how long I am going to live