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Helps me pleasey
« on: May 23, 2010, 10:26:03 PM »
Right, I am going to buy my Girlfriend a set of stilts as a suprise (she has always wanted a pair), and I have no clue how to get the correct size for her without making it obvious :S any ideas??

She is like 7stone (I think) and about 5"3 (I thinks) so I am looking at adults Pro-Jumps I am guessing,, any ideas?
DC
P.S. no one tell her :P that includes you Parlby, Daryl, Hammy and anyone else from Riser Raptors :P
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Re: Helps me pleasey
« Reply #1 on: May 23, 2010, 10:42:03 PM »
If you know her weight, thats all you need. You know the drill! :Cyes:
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Re: Helps me pleasey
« Reply #2 on: May 23, 2010, 11:07:08 PM »
Yer but I am not sure if that is her weight (seems very light) although I can pick her up easily :P
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Re: Helps me pleasey
« Reply #3 on: May 23, 2010, 11:20:48 PM »
You gotter ask her then HeHe  :Claugh:
Just pick her up and say, "OMG fatty you weigh a tonne!" Then as she slapps you across your face she will say "you cheeky get I'm only ?????kg."  :Cyes:
Then you have it,  :Cyes: and a sore face.  :Claugh:
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Re: Helps me pleasey
« Reply #4 on: May 23, 2010, 11:31:24 PM »
Lol only problem is she doesn't weight a ton :P and if I do that I might have an Ex girlfriend :P more sensible... I was thinking use Chloroform to nock her out, then when she comes round say a freak came and knocked her out (not totally untrue) and that you beat him up and he ran away... for extra effect say he was 7foot and is a body builder :P
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Re: Helps me pleasey
« Reply #5 on: May 23, 2010, 11:52:23 PM »
how about takin her to a park with a seesaw. Get her to sit on the very end then you move up the the other end till it balances mark your bum possition with a pen then sneek back and measure the dif in poss and work it out with hard sums! :CGEEK:
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Re: Helps me pleasey
« Reply #6 on: May 24, 2010, 07:23:08 AM »
Lol, or you could do that for me :P
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Re: Helps me pleasey
« Reply #7 on: May 24, 2010, 07:51:18 PM »
Got a better idea for you DC

Tell her that she is looking to thin and that you are worried about her
That should start a discusion/argument about how much she weighs

Easy to manover her into proving she weighs **stone as you just say that she looks too thin to weigh that much

She will probably get on a set of scales just to prove you wrong

Voila you have her exact weight and probably a Girlfriend that thinks you are the perfect man  :Claugh:

Only one way this could go wrong mate
If she jumps on the scales and is 2 stone heavier than she thought  :Claugh:
Then your in the **** anyway so don't blame me  :Cbiggrin:

Jason  :Hoofies2: :CGEEK:
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Re: Helps me pleasey
« Reply #8 on: May 24, 2010, 08:01:44 PM »
pick her up and put her on the scales. or if were wanting a funny reply im sorry. take her to mc donalds nd see how much she can eat?
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Re: Helps me pleasey
« Reply #9 on: May 24, 2010, 09:00:15 PM »
Lol, some goood ideas. Might try Jasons :) I was thinking I could get my mate to give her a go on his M60's then if she can use them I can check the weight like that :P or might just buy her some 7leagueboots and then I have leway for her size :P
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